The Hobbit’s official Twitter account tweeted this sexy and smoldering hi-res photo of Richard Armitage as the dwarf hero Thorin Oakenshield, doing his best “Blue Steel” look for what is most likely a Middle Earth cologne ad. I’m glad to see that the dwarves keep blow dryers, volumizer, and mousse well-stocked down in the mines of Moria. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is in theaters December 14th. (Click photo for larger version.)
Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.