CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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Posted September 18, 2012 by Jeff Carter in Comics

While we here in the “real world” only have the Democratic and Republican parties to hold our noses and vote for, citizens of the Ultimate Marvel Universe have the option of the “disagree with me and I’ll smash your teeth in with  my red, white, and blue shield” party.

Newsarama broke the story today that Marvel plans to have none other than Captain America himself take the oath of office and become the President of the United States in Ultimates #16, on stands September 26th. Apparently Cap is elected as a write-in candidate during a special election that comes as a result of widespread chaos in America during the “Divided We Fall” storyline. In the story, several states have seceded from the Union, and Washington, D.C. lies in ruins. Marvel Editor-in-chief, Axel Alonso swears this move isn’t meant to be a political statement:

“Marvel is not Democrat or Republican,” Alonso said. “This is not an endorsement of Romney or Obama. There is nothing in this book that leans right or left. What Cap represents, what the presidency means to him, what he understands to be the pact between the public and the elected official, I think that’s something both Obama and Romney would agree with and aspire to.”

Man, I wish I lived in the Ultimate Universe and could vote for Captain America. Just think of how amazing the debates would be. I mean, how do you possibly win an argument with Captain freaking America? Romney or Obama would go on some long-winded tangent about making health care and housing affordable for the middle class, or get into some heated rhetoric regarding foreign policy, and when it was time for Cap to address the question, he’d just step out from behind the podium, hold up his shield, flash his pearly whites and say, “Yes, as you can see…AMERICA.” Thunderous applause.


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Jeff Carter
Jeff Carter

Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.