This is so unfair. I’m here slaving over a hot keyboard, researching stories about hacks like Len Wiseman, while that dirty S.O.B. Johnny Donaldsonis down at Fantastic Fest, rubbing shoulders with the freakin’ BEAR JEW? Not cool man, not cool.
About the Author
Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.