LATEST ‘HOBBIT’ POSTER LITERALLY HAS DWARF ON DWARF ACTION

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Peter Jackson unveiled the 987th poster for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey today, which features all 13 dwarves posing for a class picture. There is so much going on here that I don’t know where to begin. First off, what’s up with the dwarf second from the left in the top row? He’s got no prosthetic nose or facial hair whatsoever. He doesn’t look like a dwarf at all – he just looks like a guy who wandered on set from a Shinedown concert or something. Secondly, Thorin (the dwarf in the center) is still rocking the “Blue Steel” look from Zoolander as hard as he possibly can. And finally, the fat dwarf has a plate of cupcakes to clearly illustrate that he is the fat one. In case that wasn’t obvious enough already. I kid,I kid! This continues to look fabulous and wonderful and blah, blah, blah, just take my money already, Peter Jackson!

After the poster hit Facebook, TheOneRing.Net noticed something about it and took appropriate action:

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  • Thorin’s not alone…. his two “brothers” are trying their hardest as well (Left and Right of Thorin), lest he steal all the spotlight….