Here is the—I don’t know—39th trailer for Disney’s live-action Maleficent? I’ve honestly lost count at this point. This one is special though, because Angelina Jolie has wings or something. I’m being snarky, but in all honesty a lot of this movie looks damned beautiful. I just hope it’s better than recent shitty fairy tale dreck like Kristen Stewart’s Snow White or Hanself & Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.