Lose I.Q. Points And Watch Lots Of Stuff Explode In New TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION Trailer


It just keeps happening; Michael Bay out Bays himself over and over. This new trailer for his latest entry into the never-ending cycle of incredibly unlikable and poorly written human characters vs. giant masses of CGI blades with objects vaguely resembling mouths and eyes delivers  a level of mass destruction that makes the Superman/Zod battle in Man Of Steel look like two toddlers knocking over some Lego bricks.

An evil Transformer sprouts a gun barrel 10 yards long from inside his face, clown car-style. Someone gets hit in the face with a burning car tire. There’s a Transformer who looks like a dwarf from Lord of the Rings, complete with a BEARD and a metal cigar. Optimus Prime wields a sword and rides on a steel, fire-breathing dinosaur. Oh, and I’m pretty sure A Transformer salvages the wreck of the Titanic and drops it on a city. Mark Wahlberg hyperventilates, runs through ash, and delivers lines like “I don’t think this is a truck, I think this is a Transformah!” All impossibly ludicrous things that none of us will admit to shelling out 12 bucks to see, but we all will anyway.


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Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.