Folks who never read any of George RR Martin’s Song of Ice & Fire books are still recovering from the horrific emotional scarring they suffered after watching last week’s pivotal episode of Game of Thrones season five – “The Mountain And The Viper.” If you’re one of those unfortunate souls and are looking for comfort, why not escape to an alternate reality where Oberyn Martell didn’t get his head squashed like a ripe canteloupe, courtesy of the above video by YouTube user Ozzy Man?

We need this. Of course, you should never stop reading the books or watching this show. It is the BEST. DO NOT GIVE UP ON IT. We’re just a bit emotional right now. Follow Bronn’s advice… “Drink until it feels like they made the right fucking decision.”

You tell ’em, Ozzy.


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Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.