The thing about the first Sin City movie is, you’re either the kind of person who was down with its all-greenscreen, heavily processed black & white noir environments; pulpy, 1930s-style line deliveries, and hard-boiled ultraviolence, or you completely hated it. This full-length trailer for the sequel is more of the same and will do absolutely nothing to change your mind if you conisder yourself in the latter category. I personally cannot wait to get back to this crime-ridden world of hookers with hearts of gold, badass ninja babes, slinky femme fatales, massive-jawed palookas, unhinged psycho killers, and corrupt politicans.
Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.