New Full-Length TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Trailer Emphasizes The Bayhem

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This new TMNT trailer has some breathtaking Megan Fox “acting” (read: vacant staring), horrendous dubstep music, the utterly ludicrous Shredder armor, and really, really bad Turtle voices. Yet, I’ll be shellling out money to see this in August, so who’s the real moron here, me or Michael Bay? Don’t answer that.

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Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.

  • Andy

    Wow, that looks like it’s going to be 90% action and 10% “acting”. Fun stuff…not.

  • BIG GONE

    wait so michael bay and megan made up?