Author Jeff Carter

Jeff Carter

Jeff is the defining voice of his generation. Sadly, that generation exists only in an alternate dimension where George Lucas became supreme overlord of the Earth in 1979 and replaced every television broadcast and theatrical film on the planet with Star Wars and Godzilla movies. In this dimension, he’s just a guy from New England who likes writing snarky things about superheroes, monsters, and robots.

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MOVIE REVIEW – ‘GHOST RIDER’

There are some cool special effects sequences, and if you’ve ever read Marvel Comics it is a treat to see Ghost Rider whip his chain around and ride his flaming motorcycle on-screen, but beyond that there is nothing redeeming here. Like Joel Schumacher, Mark Steven Johnson should never be allowed near another comic book adaptation ever again.

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MOVIE REVIEW – ‘SUPERMAN RETURNS’

Bryan Singer has given us all a film that can make you feel nine years old again, sitting in front of the 19″ Zenith with a red towel wrapped around your neck, waiting to see Christopher Reeve’s beaming smile as he swooped in out of nowhere to rescue Lois from the crashed helicopter.

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MOVIE REVIEW – ‘SPIDER-MAN 2’

Spider-Man 2 perfects every single imperfection of the first film. The villain is scarier, the acting is better, the storyline is deeper and more moving, the action is faster, the special effects are more spectacular, and for some strange reason, even the theater popcorn tastes better.

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MOVIE REVIEW – ‘TROY’

Since the brilliance of Fight Club, Brad Pitt can do no wrong in my eyes, and he kicks unholy amounts of ass in this film as the terrifying Achilles. You will be in utter awe as you watch this ancient killing machine plow effortlessly through hundreds of Trojan warriors with spear and sword.

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